Sunday, February 8, 2009
Job
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Demise
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
The Cat's Diary:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Jerks!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Part-time training
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : No! Don't even think about it.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course! Over and over!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : No! Why are you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Every chance I get.
She : Will you hit me?
He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She : Can I trust you?
He : Yes.
She : Darling!
To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse...
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
Anticipation
One who has been scorched becomes immune to all,
All others,
Other feelings,
Other responds,Yet
Reactions towards the heat exist quietly,
The heat that sparkles it,
Only one thing becomes the solution towards this heat,
"Put it off","Pluck up the courage"
Those are the words of strength,
Its till then whether the heat will be extinguished,
Or the heat will devour him whole.
Read a blog that was really frightenning...Some of u guys might know whom
Monday, August 25, 2008
things are getting tense now..logically..the dateline is coming up and i crap myself i'm not even prepared...so i went back and saw some old comic..this picture would piss alot of guys out..btw the guys dating the girl on the left..but still feel for the right..not stable link though...well it pissed me off...damn lucky guy
more pics of his devil's luck